So apparently what they say about black men is true. **Parental Advisory on this Post!!**

At least at Skybar... what a weird night! Fun, but weird. So the limo picks us up, and the guy demands money immediately. Talk about customer service. Anyways, I really wanted a ride home so we worked it out... But no tip. I said loudly when inside that I would give a tip if and when we made it home safely. Not sure if he heard me, but I am home safe and sound and he is 15 dollars richer, so perhaps he did...

So we arrive at skybar to a bouncer who announces that he "grades" the limos as they pull up, and lets us know that we have a "very nice" limo. Not sure if "very nice" is just above average or freakin' hot, but I'm gonna go with the latter, because that's way more fun. So I get my gift basket that I apparently won, which basically just has coupons or something, but it did have free drink tickets, so that made me happy. (There's also a free month at Fitness World, so maybe soon if I'm feeling motivated I'll redeem that)

We go upstairs to the second (out of three) floors, and no one is there... It's obvious this is where the show will be taking place, but for now we head up to the last floor rather than looking extremely eager by finding a table right away. (despite how eager some of us may have been. and no I don't mean myself... so much) A waitress comes up to us and asks if we'd like some drinks. We ask her if we could have a minute to look over the menu, and she complies. What a nice gal. Not only did she give us a minute, she gave us 20 or so! I guess she got tired or something. Or maybe we were just too freakin' hot for her to talk to us, or even look at us... every time we looked at her and tried to make eye contact she looked away. So the nice man at the bar helped us.

After what seemed like eons we went downstairs for the show, and to our suprise the place was packed full of women ... maybe I won't go into too much detail here, but these women were definitely... well... eager. We managed to squeeze into a spot in front of the stage just as the show was about to start. We were informed that there were 3 stages to the show, the first was a "fantasy stage" where the men come out dressed as something... I believe it was a soldier, a fireman, a paramedic, and a cowboy. Well, none of those have ever entered any of my fantasies, but it did seem to tickle the fancies of some ladies there. The 2nd and 3rd stages have less and less clothing, although fortunately for us all they did keep their briefs on. I giggled like a little schoolgirl, the fireman guy (who they announced as "straight from New York City, here he is, the California Kid!!" How much sense does that make???) apparently had made himself a little happy before going onstage... by a "little" happy I mean exactly that. A little, teensy tiny bit happy. No more details. However, the cowboy ... well I'm not sure the cowboy needed to make himself happy, I'm really not sure where he would've put it....

Wow, anyways so after the show it was "Barcardi Gras" in which girls can go to great lengths to earn themselves bead necklaces, in true Mardi Gras style. I'm proud to say I came in 3rd place, and I did it completely ethically. Basically all 7 of us girls were obtaining beads throughout the night just by talking to people, and they all piled their beads on me at the end of the night in hopes that I might win. But alas, it was a girl with very large upper regions who won, and I suppose that's ok, because I don't really want to go back to Skybar for any reason any time soon, not even $500 at the bar. Ok especially not for that.

So anyways I had a pretty good night... definitely memorable.

That said, maybe I will stop by at a confessional booth later on today... I'm not Catholic but perhaps it wouldn't hurt... haha