There are a wealth of hilarious quotes that arise when you take a word that sounds dirty and then place it in sentences that sound even dirtier, all the while making complete sense... For example, it seems that today at school the word of the day was "Masticate" also known as: "To grind or crush with or as if with the teeth in preparation for swallowing and digestion; to chew; as, "to masticate food."
Here are some fine examples:
"I want to masticate right now"
"Everyone loves masticating"
"Hey! We all just masticated together didn't we?"
and the classic,
"I guess squirrels masticate their nuts don't they?"
oh dear, sketch-tastic. That's what happens when you put 6 girls together in a ridiculously boring class!
Tuesday, April 04, 2006
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AMANDA!!! your life sounds like it is going through some Ridiculously Awesome Changes. It's so exciting to hear! I can't wait to see your place!
I like quotes. I think I'll become the quote connoisseur. As quote connoisseur I'd say, "There are some gooders in here". Keep it quotey!
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